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Oh la la madam, la choo choo is vite init!<
An announcement on the intercom system of the French super train said the one of the stewards had accidentally sat on the "le accelerator".
He liked the sensation a little too much and was hard to part from his new friend. By the time he had, and smoked a cigarette and promised to write the driver returned it to its normal position and noticed that they were travelling too fast.
To aviod "la sac" he announced that they had just broken the land speed record and nobody was any wiser about the real reason it happened.
Viva La differ France!